It’s officially spring in the northern hemisphere, and we all know what that wondrous season brings. HORNINESS!
*Cue fap, fap, faps*
If you haven’t had the … pleasure of Killer Buzz Float’s company, now’s the time to get up in there and let the Queens and Kings of 70s Rock fuck up your shit. What better way to ease some of the strain on your fap finger than with a song? Or a book? Or a discount?
BEATS*, book 2 in the Hard Rock Harlots series, is on sale for only $0.99 now through Saturday, April 17 on all major retailers. Full list of links follows below.
I’m also pleased to announced that NOCTURNES, book 3 in the series, is currently in audiobook production and should be available soon. Narrator Lessa Lamb is back, this time as Eve, and Cal Sanders voices the mercurial Rax Wrathbone. They’re both amazing, and I can’t wait for them to make sexytimes in your ears and leave you gasping. 😍
If you have yet to experience the juicy wonder that is 💦 Letty Motherfucking Dillinger 💦 and her filthy rock ‘n’ roll bandmates, now’s the perfect time to listen to STRINGS and BEATS, books 1 and 2 in the series. Both are available on Audible and Apple. If you’d like a free download code, visit Audiobooks Unleashed. Supplies are limited.
A word of advice: Read and HEED the warning labels on these books before you pull the trigger. They sound like a joke, but they’re for real. I strongly suggest you download the free samples before buying them. Your eyes, ears, and other body parts may be covered in a sticky film of gooey satisfaction when you finish reading/listening. This is normal, if a little disgusting. Call a doctor if you experience a ladyboner lasting more than 24 hours. Not recommended for those with weak stomachs or listeners who lack a juvenile sense of humor. Keep in mind, a perverted, chronically masturbating thirteen-year-old boy lurking in the body of an “adult” woman with highly questionable morals wrote this smut. Proceed accordingly. 😂
Get BEATS for only $0.99 on all major retailers now through April 17:
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