Why the World Needs Alpha Prez

“Hillary lied about her emails!”

“Trump bragged about grabbing pussy!”

“Johnson doesn’t know what Aleppo is!”

“Stein is one of those anti-vaccine people!”

I don’t know about you, but I’m sick to death of this fucking election. Everyone’s mad at each other. People are unfriending pals they’ve known for years over differences of opinion. In two words, THIS SUCKS.

When the idea for a totally over-the-top vigilante president came to me, I couldn’t help but take the bait. The world needs some FICTION right about now. Some really crazy, goofy, funny, wacky FICTION to stave off the anger so many of us feel about the election process. THAT is why I wrote ALPHA PREZ AND THE FIRST LADY’S SECRET WEAPON. To entertain you. And me. And anyone who just needs a laugh. Because like the blurb says, laughing is better than crying.

So, today I present Jake Hammer, American Badass. He’s about to become President of the Motherfucking United States of Motherfucking America, and he’s gonna rock the shit out of the executive branch. Jake is a loose cannon, a total fuckwit, but above all, he’s an alpha who gets shit done.

Whatever it takes.


And his wife? Ah, she’s a pistol, that Setta! Wait till you find out what she can do. 🙂

Alpha male. Alpha female. Alpha awesome.

If you’re ready to escape from the realms of Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, and all the other talking heads trying to get you to vote this way or that, take a deep breath, turn off the telly, and hit one of the links below. ALPHA PREZ will be like Calgon taking you away from this bullshit, if only for a few hours.

I hope you enjoy the ride. Thanks for listening, and best of luck on November 8. We’re all going to need it.

With guns like these, who needs the Second Amendment?

Terrorism. Corruption. Lawlessness.

Criminals are literally getting away with murder while career congressmen sit in their ivory towers, wringing their hands, calling each other names, and pointing fingers.

The American people are fed up with the same old empty promises from politicians. It’s time to elect a president who will kick some ass.

Enter Jake Hammer, the sexy-as-hell senator and presidential hopeful from Massachusetts. His stance on combating terrorism is as hard as his abs. His commitment to pound purveyors of corruption into submission makes his constituents swoon. His vow to nail criminals leaves female citizens breathless.

With a landslide sweep of the Electoral College, Jake and his mysterious new bride Setta are heading to the White House, but neither the president nor the first lady are what they seem. When a dangerous enemy from his past returns, their marriage may not be the only thing under fire. The country he worked so hard to save could go up in smoke.

Now, more than ever, the United States needs a hero.

Alpha Prez to the rescue.


* This action/adventure story contains adult language, a sizzling side of hot sex, and lots of law breaking. It is not appropriate for readers under the age of 18.

** No politicians, political parties, or feelings (I hope!) were harmed during the making of this novel. This story was written in good fun and is not intended to push any political agenda.

*** Laugh! It’s better than crying. 🙂

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